Mr. Ice sat up in his bed of snow and yawned, then he walked out of his door to use his fishing road for once, then he saw Blue noming on snow because Blue only had one brain cell so he was dumb and stoopid. Blue looked up with his dumb cross-eyed face Mr. Ice gave him a funny look and walked away, he went to his car but there was a HOOMAN! So he got in and drove of whacking the Hooman in the face. It was raining so he was mad at himself for looking at Blue.
Note: Spelling mistakes are deliberate as it is written from the point of view of the animals.